January 2011
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Genius Inventions.
andotherdrugs:
allthatshoes:
I wanna have the first one!
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That awkward moment when you name a file...
imathome:
SO TRUE! XD
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“The name is BOND, IONIC BOND, taken not shared.”
– (via mu1d3r)
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“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via supprosetry)
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“Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside them, and it’s much...”
– Neil Gaiman (via undreamedshorelines)
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1920s Saying of the Day
thetranscendentalmodernist:
“Splifficated”
Definition: drunk.
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“Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. Bugs...”
– Top 20 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:
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Sheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.
Raj: 5,318,008?
Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.
Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.
Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, it's mirror 37 is the 12th and it's mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?
Leonard: We did it! 73 is the... Chuck Norris of numbers!
Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!
Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!
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Alarm Pillow
stephtronic:
It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
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Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
apriki:
And Hitler was like:
And Gobbels was like:
And Rommel was like:
And Stalin was like:
And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want”
And FDR was like:
And Mussolini was like:
Even fucking Hirohito was like:
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“Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to...”
– Voltaire (via thesearepeopleyouknow)
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“Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to...”
– Voltaire (via thesearepeopleyouknow)
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