SEVEN BAR JOKES INVOLVING GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION.
By ERIC K. AULD - - - -
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
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god fuck sometimes I hate english but I lol’d so hard
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Saw this in an English classroom where I did a work placement, and really liked it, so I thought I’d share. :)
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I tend to say “un-fucking-believable”. The breakup here just sounds awkward.
Or, my dad’s favorite: “Halle-fucking-lujah!”
Oh I see now.
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